Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not
the only thing in life!!
Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary? " She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs... .."
Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
--Sam Kinison
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary? " She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs... .."