TEACHER : Can anybody give me an example of “COINCIDENCE”?
PAPPU : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
***************************************************
TEACHER : Pappu, How do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” !
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong.
PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong. but you asked me how i spell it.
***************************************************
TEACHER : Pappu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
.
PAPPU : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mother is good cock.
***********************************************
****
TEACHER : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy this ?
PAPPU : No, Teacher, it’s the same Dog.
***************************************************
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
***************************************************
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: yes mam, I am paying as little attention as i can. !!
***************************************************
An E.N.T. Professor retired from college. In the farewell college faculty
gifted him a silver ear.
Thanking the faculty the professor said: “Thank god I am not a gynecologist.”